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Five things I want from Animal Crossing: Switch

1. For it to come out… before I die??

It’s unrealistic to say I’ve been waiting since 2013 because, we all know, for a good two years I was totally engrossed in New Leaf, but no information since September! Come on Nintendo, stop slacking.

2. A better multiplayer experience.

I want a more solid online mode, not that I have anyone to play with. It would be nice to have a social hub like in the Splatoon series, because I find it far easier making friends online than in person. Friend codes are also too complicated. You should be able to send requests through the Nintendo online service. Personally, I just want something that makes Nintendo’s online service worth paying for.

3. Give me back the asshole villagers.

I own the GameCube version but I haven’t played it much. However, judging by the memes, I want them back. It would be funny if you could have a friend level scale similar to pocket camp and have enemies.

4. Debit cards, and the Gracie Grace Store.

Because nothing made me feel more rich and accomplished than turning up (during sale time, of course) and telling Gracie just to charge it to my card because, if your bell balance in your pocket doesn’t decrease, then technically you spent nothing? (Do not try this in real life) 

5. Character customisation!!!

As a half Asian woman, I have to stand in the sun for at least two in-game hours so that my character matches my skin colour. I don’t have time for that! Just give me a goddamn tan slider! End the gamble of getting a character that looks nothing like you by answering a series of dumb questions and let me choose my eyes.

If you would like to see me and my tanned skin in Pocket Camp form, add me with this unnecessarily long code!

7208 9438 086

 
 

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