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Akihabara – A Collector’s Utopia

As someone who has always been interested in the fantastical, the bizarre and most significantly the nerdy, Japan had a lot to offer to someone like me. And no place proved more emblematic of this than Akihabara, a bustling hub vibrant in its colourful streets and in its equally colourful people. Whether it’s the abundance of towering arcades home to an atmosphere charged with competition, the many quirky stores housing an embarrassment of geeky riches, or simply the refined dining scene, Akihabara is a must-visit gem of a town for anyone interested in the extraordinary.

Aside from its plethora of more general-purpose stores, Akihabara is somewhat famous for its figure and model stores, which have a hell of a lot to offer for die-hard fans of manga, anime and everything in between. So, that’s what I’ll be talking about in this first piece we’re posting on Akihabara.


I personally bought twelve large-scale figures over the course of our eight-or-so trips to Akiba, while Kaylee scored herself a similarly preposterous number of chibi characters (“babies” as she calls them) to line her shelves. And while one may assume we acquired these in a traditional manner, the amount of time we put into finding figures that were just right bordered on obsessive. You see, Akiba’s many figure shops differ greatly in things like price and size, but these differences can even apply within the same store. For example, I am a big fan of Yusei Matsui’s manga series Assassination Classroom, and, as such, I really wanted to find a Korosensei figure to add to my collection. Needless to say, I saw many housed in the glass cells which adorn the walls of Akiba’s most dense figure shops. However, the asking prices ranged from 4,000 to around 10,000 yen, and that was all within the same store. I’ve been told this is a result of the aforementioned glass cases which contain various collections of figures being owned by different sellers who feed the stores their stock, hence the wildly different pricing and conditions of each figure.

Furthermore, there’s a pretty defined range of stores to explore, with a few being these being towering monoliths containing all manner of geeky collectibles, from plushies and keychains to model kits and statuettes. And standing in the shade of these titans are smaller shops crammed to the brim with all sorts of goodies. One such store, which I would highly recommend, was called Mulan. This place catered to me and Kaylee perfectly, with its lower floor positively overflowing with One Piece, Dragon Ball and Persona figurines for some very reasonable prices.


And, like every store through which we rummaged, there was a copious number of waifus lining the shelves. They come in all shapes and sizes, although most of them probably suffer from severe upper back pain if you catch my drift. Exhibit A can be seen below:

NSFW Figure

That’s something to keep in mind more generally as you explore Akiba. While some shops do distinguish between floors where the naughty bits are, others give little warning, resulting in your surroundings suddenly being composed of posters, figures, and magazines featuring girls who seem to have misplaced their clothes. So, stay vigilant if you’re uncomfortable with that sort of thing.

Anyways, let’s move onto the little plastic dudes I managed to snag during my pilgrimage to the holy land for nerds and weebs:

Squad Photo

First things first, I am a huge fan of the long-running Naruto anime series (Yes, even the dumb filler episodes). And so, it only seemed right to express that love by spending a questionable amount of my spending money on small effigies representing its major players. I managed to find both the titular number one hyper-active, knuckle-headed ninja himself Naruto, as well as his best bud/ nemesis/ edge lord rival Sasuke in both their younger and more mature stages. I also sprung for a Boruto since I actually prefer his design to that of his Hokage daddy. However, I stupidly forgot to photograph older Naruto because my brain is made of scrambled egg, so please use your imagination for that one.

Naruto Squad

Out of these five, the older Sasuke has to be my favourite with his beautifully sculpted clothing and accessories complimenting his equally beautifully sculpted visage. In fact, the visage in question was so perfectly chiseled and refined that Kaylee seemed to fancy the miniaturised, plastic Sasuke quite a bit more than was healthy, perhaps due to his slight resemblance to EXO rapper Oh Sehun (You be the judge and comment below if you think I’m spouting nonsense).

And last but certainly not least, we have my favourite character of the original Naruto series, Kakashi. Standing the tallest out of all my figures, this beast of a man is worthy of a shrine all his own, though I, unfortunately, don’t have a space sufficient to house his magnificence alone. Thus, he remains among his subordinates on my shelf, watching over me in my sleep with his smoldering, sultry eye.

Moving on to another of the ‘Big Three’, I’ve also recently taken the plunge into the vast world of One Piece. Finding Zoro was easy enough, and I managed to snag him for around 2,000 yen, which I consider a bargain for the sheer amount of detail in the figure and complexity of his accessories. In stark contrast, Luffy was a right bitch to get a hold of, especially for a decent price. Luckily, one night I found a pre-owned Luffy in a store which I believe was called Gamers for around 3,000 yen or so, which is a minor miracle considering his usual asking price hovered around double that. Moreover, of all the figures I brought home, Luffy seems to be the one people appreciate the most, with his spindly limbs, bright colours, and shit-eating grin, he’s certainly a standout in the collection.

So far, all of the figures I’ve discussed are manufactured under the same brand of Banpresto’s Grandista line, which consists of fairly large-scale, premium figures. However, I did venture outside of this brand on one occasion as far as I’m aware, with Goku. While I haven’t been able to decipher which company he was manufactured by, Goku fits in with the collection fairly well, even if he is a tad short. The reason I broke from Grandista, in this case, was the immaculate paintwork and shading done on this figure, which really sells the texture of his eye-catching attire and bulging muscles. Also, I just really like the way they’ve done his shoes, so there’s that too. 1,800 yen well spent.

And now we come to the crown jewels of my collection; The three figures which made me shell out more than I probably should have in order to prove myself worthy of being a fan of their source material. Firstly, we have Deku, who is my definitive favourite among all of the figures I bought. There’s so much charm and personality in this figure that it’s actually astonishing how well Benpresto were able to capture the simple yet distinct art style of My Hero Academia (Or Boku no Hero Academia for you purist weirdos out there) in 3D. Young Midoriya’s huge, expressive eyes, sloped nose, and massive hands are all here, making this a brilliant collectible piece for anyone who’s a fan of the show. And let’s be honest, you should be a fan of the show, and if you’re not then you are silly and I condemn you.

Next up we have angry brat-turned genuinely interesting character Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan. This was the most expensive figure I bought and with good reason. The meticulous level of craftsmanship that has clearly gone into the ODM gear lining Eren’s back and hips is staggering, and the paintwork on his cloak and face are truly *chef’s kiss*, making this the most visually impressive figure I bought on a technical level. The struggle with Eren, however, was whether he was worth getting over Levi, world-renowned titan-slaying handsome man and another Sehun look alike. Both were on the wrong side of 5,000 yen but I decided Eren was the way to go as he is no longer an irritating, screaming bitch boy and thus he has earned my respect. Another thing to note is the fragility of this particular figure, as the wiring and smaller pieces on his back easily pop out of place and can be snapped without much effort, especially if you’re a heavy-handed dingus like myself.

Finally, we have the figure that has raised the highest number of eyebrows since bringing him back with me. Korosensei, the aforementioned tentacled tutor who stars in Yusei Matsui’s brilliant Assassination Classroom manga. This figure is smaller than his more humanoid brethren, but his pitch-perfect colouration and abundance of visual quirkiness make him, as General Grievous would say, a fine addition to my collection. Plus, he’s the only dude I bought to come with a substantial base, which is a neat bonus.

It’s hard to sum up such a fascinating cultural hub in a quick paragraph, but what I can tell you about Akihabara’s hyperactive collectibles scene is that it has oodles to offer for most people. Whether you watch anime religiously and intently study every issue of Shonen Jump, or have just been enchanted by the odd Ghibli production, you’re guaranteed to spot something which fills you with the urge to part with your cash. I know damn well I did many times. However, it’s important to be very particular about what you buy, or else you could end up getting ripped off. Ultimately, I’d give Akihabara an arbitrary numerical score of five stars.

5 Stars

Travel

Japan’s Character Cafes

The Moomin Bakery/Café was the first one we went to so I didn’t really know what to expect other than it being extremely cute and Instagrammable. It delivered on this for the most part as the cafe was, in fact, cute and Instagrammable. We had already eaten, so we only got desserts (Matthews fault). But, since it was technically a bakery, I don’t think that main meals were their main selling point. The desserts were served in cute Moomin cups which I really wish I had bought. They were fairly good but also quite basic and padded out with a lot of cream.

 

I’ve played Monster Hunter once and accidentally fell asleep so this was more for Matthew, but I was impressed nonetheless. When you first walk in there’s a giant Palico which, from what I remember, is pretty cute. There were two PS4s with Monster Hunter to play and a Great Sword hung on the wall. The ordering system was pretty cool, but less so if you can’t read Japanese as that’s the only language the tablet shows. All you have to do is type in the number of the meal and it sends the order to the kitchen. Matthew ordered a matcha tea milkshake and I ordered some kind of soda with jelly in which I ended up drinking both of, and they were both okay. For food, we ordered a crab pasta; Which was really tasty and would’ve been even tastier if I knew how to get the meat off the crab. Matthew ordered what he described as a “ridiculously thicc rasher of bacon on a bed of gnocchi in a tomato sauce” which he claims is the best thing he ate. We also ordered a side of fried chicken which had a whole ass chicken foot in it.

 

I’ve been a fan of Sanrio since I was young so I had high expectations for their canteen. We both went for ramen because it was one of our first days so we weren’t feeling experimental and you can never go wrong with ramen. The presentation was good. Matthew had a really cute Gudetama in his ramen and it almost hurt to watch him eat it. The sweet egg used to make the Gudetama and the Pompompurin on top of the ramen I didn’t really like, but it seemed to be on everything later on in the holiday. Other than that I stand by that you can never go wrong with ramen because it was delicious!

 

The Pompompurin café was quite strange. We didn’t plan to go there but we wanted to see the Shibas across the road and had some time to spare. It took about ten minutes to get in which was totally fine since we had, like, an hour and a half but when we sat down nobody came to us for a good while. We waited for about twenty to thirty minutes for anyone to even take our order which slightly worried us because we really didn’t wanna miss the Shibas but, when we were eventually served, it only took about fifteen minutes for Matthews food and.. not mine? He was hungry and wanted to eat but I wanted to take cute Insta pics so this was literally the worst thing that could happen, and I had to beg him not to eat. After about five minutes my food finally came and visually was definitely worth it, but as a meal, both were slightly disappointing. Matthew’s beef stroganoff had about two pieces of beef in it and I’m not sure if my beef was meant to be cold but I didn’t like it. The rice, on the other hand, was very nice.

 

The Doraemon café was in the Fujiko F Fujio Museum in Kawasaki. We were hesitant about going in because it was extremely busy and we had to take a number which was around sixty off the number just called so we didn’t know how long we would have to wait. Fortunately, it was a museum so it’s not like we had to just sit and wait. We wandered around for half an hour then luckily enough came back to two numbers before our own. The service was great, they sat us down straight away and we ordered pretty much as soon as we sat down. The menu was small so the food came out quickly and looked so great. The staff were friendly and brought over Doraemon plushies for photos which, unfortunately, came out awful because Matthew blinked but the effort was still there. I ordered the chili and it was great, and in my opinion, it was the best character café food we had all holiday.

 

The Ghibli Museum is hard to get into and you can only get in at certain times so naturally there was a queue to get into the Straw Hat Café. Thankfully, the staff know this and they had sun-shades, chairs, and menus set up outside. So after a short 10-minute wait, we could order straight away. Us being stupid and from Britain ordered drinks first and confused the staff as they tried to make us pay after we received our drinks. When we got that blip sorted out the food came out quickly. The drink I had was really nice; pretty much just a soda float but it was blue so that makes it cooler, and the curry I had was just a basic curry, but the plate I liked a lot.

 

The Kirby Café in Skytree town was supposed to close before we got to Japan, which I was upset about but, somehow, (because Google listens) an ad came up on Instagram saying that the time had been extended, so we immediately booked in for it. When we got there we got a bit lost and when we found it a nice American boy, who was clearly a very big Kirby fan and was there on his own, asked if we could take pictures for him. Shout-out to him, he was cute. I ordered a hotdog and Matthew ordered a burger. My verdict is that they definitely used IKEA hotdogs. I know an IKEA hotdog when I taste one and I’m not complaining because they do the best hotdogs out there. Also, those tiny star hash browns are genuinely the best hash browns I’ve ever eaten and I am devastated that there weren’t more of them.

 

I didn’t know One Piece before we went to One Piece Tower and I barely knew One Piece after we left so characters didn’t affect my choice of food for this one. I picked a Sanji drink which was basically a fruit salad in a cup and Matthew ordered a Nami drink for two reasons which are both clearly visible when you look at her. For food, I ordered a Sabo burger which I picked because I was intrigued by the black bun. I’m not sure who Sabo is but I googled him and I’m, like, ninety percent sure it’s just Sanji in a different outfit. I wasn’t entirely impressed by my burger because it had silkworm egg in it which, as a concept, put me off eating it at all, but it had those star hash browns from the Kirby Cafe so I was over the moon with that. However, I really enjoyed Matthew’s pizza, but he only let me have one piece (ba-dum, cha).

 

Technically, we went to Osaka for Universal Studios, but I choose to believe it was for our thicc king Gudetama. The Gudetama Café was quite hard to find, so I wasn’t surprised when there were only two other people in the café. That actually made it seem better because what makes a depressed egg seem more depressing than his own café being empty? Gudetama cartoons shorts were playing on the TV so his adorable depressed little voice rang through our ears for the half an hour we were there and Gudetama plushies were dotted around the café. The only other people in the café went mad taking photos with them so I attempted to do that too and bug fell off the plushie, and I was permanently scarred. On the other hand, the food was so cute that we also got dessert. The food altogether was great and good value for money.

 

Bonus Boys:

My two favourite things? Churros and Levi Ackerman, so a Levi churro? Universal, you win this time because that’s an offer I can’t refuse. It had orange peelings on the top to represent a mop head, (I think?) which I wasn’t really a fan of, and it was very dry. It had definitely been sitting under a lamp for a while but it’s a theme park so you can’t be too picky.
Disney is known for its good food so Disneyland in Japan we had high expectations of. We ate at Huey, Dewey and Louie’s Good Time Café. I had a pizza and Matthew had a dumpling both of which lived up to Disney’s reputation. The pizza was quite small but, for the price you pay, it’s definitely worth it.

 

Overall, I give them a 3/5. I think character cafés are great as long as it’s a place where you’re interested in the specific characters. If not it just feels like you’re paying too much for average food. The menus are mostly small and full of easy-to-make meals as they can get quite busy, so don’t go there looking for an exquisite meal.

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